I've been looking at random people's pics on facebook and I've noticed a disturbing number of girls that look straight orange. Like day-glo I've spent far too much time in a tanning bed sweating from my asshole ORANGE. Ok ok ok, I'll admit it, I love the fake n bake, but due to sweet Asia genes my skin doesn't turn a disturbing unnatural color.
Do they really not notice that their skin looks that way? Do their friends not notice? Friends should not let friends go out under the assumption that they look beautiful and golden when they look sickly and neon. Just a thought.
PS, kitten image not my work, it's by emptyshallremain on Flickr
2 comments:
funniest line ever
"I've spent far too much time in a tanning bed sweating from my asshole ORANGE."
You're just noticing this now? I've been getting turned off by normally-attractive women who've gone orange for years. Not only do they look hideous, but they somehow feel and smell and taste bad, too.
I had forgotten you were funny. :P
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