will you wang me?

I'll Wang-Yu!!

the fountain of life

Yumi and Sia have an intense fascination with my turtles and are constantly hanging out on the filter or walking along the edges of the turtle tank. Yumi has recently taken to actually wading around in the tank and I catch BOTH of them drinking from the tank as well. That's actually pretty sick, because the tank is gross. I mean it's clean, and the water is filtered and everything, but still it has 2 turtles living in it and turtles poop and stuff so gross.

I thought maybe they liked to drink from the tank because they like running water so I bought them their very own kitty water fountain!! The water flows down that little bubble and into the dish so there is constant motion. They were totally into it the night I brought it home, but I haven't caught them drinking from it since then... at the same time I haven't caught them drinking from the turtle tank either.

Silly spoiled kittens... I think they might like the packaging the fountain came in better than the fountain itself. That's how it usually is though, ha.

mmmm... greasy......

Tonight (this morning?!!) I discovered Dulono's. Apparently, this pizza place has been in uptown all along and delivers late-night; the pizza tastes like Beek's, the chicken wings are crispy and delicious, and the cheesy bread is effin' awesome!! AND, they deliver within the hour. This order only took aprox. 20 minutes. Everybody likes some greasy tasty food after-bar and this place takes the cake. I programmed their number into my phone and I'm glad I decided to go out after work tonight if only to discover the joys of Dulono's late-night eats. If you live in the uptown area, you too should discover the joys of Dulono's. Or, if you go to the bar in my neighborhood, we can eats Dulono's together :D Cheers kiddos!!

orange is totally your color girlfriend!!

I've been looking at random people's pics on facebook and I've noticed a disturbing number of girls that look straight orange. Like day-glo I've spent far too much time in a tanning bed sweating from my asshole ORANGE. Ok ok ok, I'll admit it, I love the fake n bake, but due to sweet Asia genes my skin doesn't turn a disturbing unnatural color.

Do they really not notice that their skin looks that way? Do their friends not notice? Friends should not let friends go out under the assumption that they look beautiful and golden when they look sickly and neon. Just a thought.

PS, kitten image not my work, it's by emptyshallremain on Flickr

blogging is hard

I feel bored.

cherry cat

Sia broke the Cherry Cat dangly off my cellphone by chewing on it. She's too cute for me to get mad at her though. I love my kittens more than I love you.

poo poo

toilet + cellphone = bad.

i hate my razr anyway.

Thank goodness for small favors... or something.

Word.