worthy or not here i come

Last night I was working in the bar at Stella's. A guy came in and sat down. He wanted to know if we had sparkling water; I checked, we had Saratoga... or maybe it was Pelagrino, idk, but whatev, that's not the point. Keep in mind he asked me about it in a super snotty, highly pretentious manner. After I told him the brand, he asked me to bring one out-- "but don't open it," he said "I need to look at it to see if it's worthy of my consumption." Uuuuh hhuuh... so I got him the bottle of water. He looked at it, set it down, and left me a dollar. A few hours later he came back and ordered a bottle of said sparkling water. It was, apparently, worthy of his consumption. :P